Hi. If you’ve found this, you probably know us as Sarcasmically and/or Norcross. Well, this site is for our house.

In December of 2012, we bought a 2,600-square-foot Cape Cod style home. Despite being very well-maintained by a meticulous and charming old man, it… needed some updating, to say the least. And that, Dear Reader, is what will be documented here.

Now if you’ll excuse us, we have some avocado-green shag carpeting to rip up.